12 August, 2008

I Saw Saddam Husein


I saw him jogging in Springville today on the road to Provo. Yeah, that's right, I saw the executed former dictator of Iraq posthumously jogging on a rural Utah highway. He was dressed to the nines and looked absolutely fabulous. Neon, micro-jogging shorts, white long sleeved shirt tied around the waist, no shirt and a strange little dictator jogging hat. He looked grrrreat! Quiet the impressive physique for a man who spent his last days underground. Just in case he was meeting Osama Bin Laden for a sprint, I'm gonna drive through the same area around 4:45 again tomorrow afternoon.