Amazon.com Forest

I have a problem. I am an amazon.com addict. I shop amazon.com DAILY for things I "need" very desperately. And apparently my problem is pretty public because I get teased every day I am online.
"What are you gonna buy today Logan?"
"Whatcha shoppin' for buddy?"
I really don't buy that much, or at least I don't think so. Upon review of my amazon account, I have only purchased 9 items in the past 6 months. That's only an average of 1.5 items a month.
Let's have a look at my purchase list and you decide if I am being excessive.
(Reverse order, oldest first)

• 1 of: Eat This Not That: Thousands of Simple Food Swaps That Can Save You 10, 20, 30
  Sold by: smokymtnbooks

I'm fat. No brainer why I'd buy a book like this, right?

• 1 of: Battery Pack for Compaq Presario M2000, V2000, V4000, Hewlett Packard Pavilion dv1000, dv4000, dv5000, ze2000 and Business Notebook NX4800, NX7200 ser
  Sold by: Northparts
  

Needed a new laptop battery, as the old one was only lasting for 3-5 minutes.

• 1 of: Hey, Whipple, Squeeze This: A Guide to Creating Great Advertising (Adweek...
  Sold by: indoobestsellers

I needed this for school, for the creative track; so shove it.

• 1 of: SanDisk Sansa m240 1 GB MP3 Player (Silver)
  Sold by: reforger_com
  

My wife didn't use her iPod much so I sold it and used the money to buy me a new one. I felt bad so I bought her a cheap on for the gym or for when she walks the dogs. She's still never even touched it.

• 1 of: The Abs Diet: The Six-Week Plan to Flatten Your Stomach and Keep You Lean for...
  Sold by: sortfloorbooks

Again...fat. No brainer. (I'm on this diet now and I really like it, so lets hope this pays off team!)

• 1 of: 11-Tools-in-1 Stainless Steel Credit Card Survival Tool for Wallet or Purse...
  Sold by: anacondatools_wholesale

Any tool that brings me closer to McGyver-hood is worth ANY cost.

• 1 of: The Wreck of the Zephyr [Hardcover] by Van Allsburg, Chris
  Sold by: _athenaeum_

This is the first book I ever remember reading as a child. I wanted to savor the memories again. I did a report with colored pencils I remember.

• 1 of: 3.5mm RCA Audio Video AV Cable for iPod
  Sold by: Gadget Dweeb
  

Double-digit dollar signs for a video-out cable for my Microsoft Zune?! Whatever, I go cheap!

• 1 of: Monster Cable RadioPlay Car Stereo Wireless FM Transmitter (MBL-FM XMTR)
  Sold by: Digital Media Source
  

I paid $10 mother-freakin' dollars for a cheap-o FM transmitter for my Zune and it sucks. I have a $70 one for my iPod, but I traded the iPod for the Zune! This should solve my in-car music issues once and for all.

So judge me; go ahead. I NEEDED these things!