18 April, 2008

Rules of Life


Rule #1:
Don't sit down in the stall next to me if there are other stalls available. SERIOUSLY, do not do this.

Rule #2
Don't wander around in front of my stall like you dropped a contact or are trying to find a compass bearing. SERIOUSLY, do not do this.

Rule #3
Don't come out of your stall at the exact same time I do if we have been doing business near each other. The most I want to know about you is what kind of shoes you're wearing, and even then, I didn't even want to know that much about you. I don't need to see the conductor of the musical orchestra I was just forced to sit through. SERIOUSLY, DO NO DO THIS!

Live, love, learn. There are rules people.

4 comments:

jen said...

My dad says you spend too much time in public bathrooms. LOL.

Anonymous said...

You're a total dumbass from dumbass
land. Get a clue.

Logan said...

Who says get a clue? I guess the first part of that Anonymous comment could be funny, but seriously, who says, "get a clue" these days?

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