31 March, 2008

The Tender Invite


I received a kindly request this evening via text message from a phone number I did not recognize. Unfortunately, I was not able to help this individual out, so I refrained, nay, restrained myself from responding. The message is as follows:

"If you going to get high before work i wanna too"

Thank you Mr./Ms. X in Escondido, California. Let's hope your wireless provider, Pacific Bell Mobile Services, there in San Diego county doesn't find out about this 'lil message. How did I know where you're text came from? Well you can do a telephone number reverse look-up sir/ma'am. Lucky for you I'm too cheap to pay the $4.99 to get your name, address and billing info from the site. So there.