27 March, 2008

Shame On You Logan

Wow, this lack of blogging is really getting out of hand. I swore I wouldn't do this. I swore I wouldn't leave the public wanting. I swore I would be your mana in the desert, but instead I have become that desert; a dry, empty, meaningless expanse of dirt. For that, I sincerely apologize. Let me take my lashings and let us move on.
So, the Activia Challenge is still underway. Apparently I read the name wrong from the beginning, or they changed it on me 'cause I've been saying "ACTIVA" like acteeva, but apparently it's "ACTIVIA" like activeeya. Whatev. I think I'm about 5 days behind though, meaning I haven't eaten their yogurt in about 5 days. It was supposed to be everyday for 2 weeks to see results so I think this experiment is pretty much FUBAR. But whatever. I like yogurt and I hate that children around the world starve everyday, so I will continue to eat everything in sight, furthering my chances of obesity induced diabetes, just so precious morsels of food don't go to waste.
In all, life is going well. I stopped trying to eat healthy a little over a week ago and actually dropped down to the weight I got to when I worked out for 2 weeks straight with my friend Brad. WTF? Then reality struck, the planets fell out of alignment and I changed the batteries in the scale. Crap. Don't try the Beto's, McDonald's and Costa Vida diet, I give you my word it does not work.

3 comments:

Leslierush said...

so that picture you posted of the big man...thats kind of how i feel these days. its sad.

Shawn and Erica said...

Crap....the fast food diet doesn't work? I watched Supersize me and thought for sure that was the way to go! Don't worry, you don't need to rekindle your friendship with Tiff considering that my page is magical now...

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