18 March, 2008

JESSICA IS DONALD TRUMP!


Ladies and gentleman, I would like to announce that my little sister of 20 years old was accepted to the BYU Marriott School of Business today! It is ranked #7 overall and #1 by business recruiters. Hopefully she will make her millions quickly so I can start mooching off the proceeds. I am very excited for her. If you are able, please contact and congratulate her; she worked very, very hard for this.